Notes on quitting (smoking, that is)

*gag*

Don't drink beer if you have had nicotine gum in your mouth within the last half-hour. Or just don't drink swill like Bud Light. Too bad my broke ass can't afford Sam Adams right about now. That would probably go down better than this watered-down tripe, which has been in my fridge for a few weeks now. At least I didn't pay for it.