News Wrap

Originally Posted 24 OCT 05 at my old blog:

Cindy Sheehan Plans to Tie Herself to White House Fence
.....President Bush signs work order to electrify the fence.
George Clooney Considered Killing Himself
.....Moviegoers considered killing selves during Ocean's Twelve, The Perfect Storm, Batman Forever, ER re-runs, etc.
Toy, Cookie Mistaken for Bomb Parts in SD Airport Scare
.....TSA screeners must be spending too much time in rooms with confiscated drugs.
Wilma, Nor'easter soak New England
......At least something other than Ted Kennedy is drowning people in Massachusetts.
The Retard Godmother
.....Priceless. In print, no less.