News Wrap

Lingerie Store Window Has Live Models
.....It was only a matter of time before lingerie stores took a leaf from the books of Amsterdam whorehouses.

Drunk Airline Passenger Smokes, Urinates in Aisle
.....Fear not, United, Ted Kennedy's Learjet should be back up and running soon.

Study- Longer Needles Needed for Fatter Buttocks
.....How long will it be until hospitals have to start giving patients feed bags?

Zoology Professor Accused of Tasering 11-Year-Old Daughter
.....Damn, Lady. Ever heard of a switch? Or a Belt?

Iowa Professor Seeks Funding for "Body Farm"
.....Funding? Shee-yit, just make some mob contacts. Plenty of non-taxpayer-funded bodies for the taking.