Tuesday, November 22, 2005

News Wrap

Pilgrims flock to see 'Buddha boy' said to have fasted six months
.....How the hell is he supposed to get the Buddha Belly?

Naked Fla. Man Shocked In Genitals By Taser
.....He was arrested and "charged".

Teacher Fired by Catholic School for Pregnancy out of Wedlock, Sues
.....Give her a break. At least she wasn't diddling the students.

Man Hit In Head By Train -- Again
.....You don't need to be a psychic to see a Darwin Award in this guy's future.

Bat-Wielding Burglary Suspect Shot Dead
.....YOU'RE OUT! (Take some time to thank imbecilic crooks. Without them I wouldn't have nearly as much material).

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