Thursday, September 20, 2007

The Most Inane Shit Ever Posted Online...

The envelope, please

Award goes to the Associated Press for this article: Confessed Rapist Castrated to Avoid Life Sentence

Long story short, a bottom feeding turd who should have been shot in the first place has weaseled out of a life sentence by agreeing to be castrated. The AP retard who wrote up the article had this to say at the end of the piece:

Overstreet warned Allen to expect hormonal changes that could lead to the breast development, osteoporosis and hot flashes. Castration results in sterility, a decline in sexual interest and erection problems.


"Erection Problems?" "Sterility?" NO JOKE, SON! That's the point! Shame it cost the taxpayers a couple grand. I would have been happy to do it for less, but my procedure isn't sanitary or humane.

I would ask where the AP finds these geniuses, but I cross paths with retards like them every day on campus. A bunch of washouts who don't want an academic challenge, slouching into "Creative Writing" and "Journalism" courses. Losers.

2 comments:

GATC said...

Right on Russ. God help the poor bastard moonbats if either you or I ever get in charge!

Conservative Scalawag said...

The day when reportes "reported" the news has been gone for awhile. It has been sadly replaced with agended orintated libtard journalist.

The rapist should not only be castrated with a dull axe, but given a life sentence. Then thrown into a cell with large man wearing lipstick, who finds him attractive.