Wednesday, December 10, 2008

I don't know what to call this one.

You! Out of the gene pool! Now!

Courtesy of BBC:

"A drink-driver who killed a father and son in a motorway crash was performing a sex act on himself minutes before the collision, a court heard."

Yes, you read right. Imran Hussain was drunk, driving 120 mph, and rubbing one out when he hit another car, killing a father and son and seriously injuring the mother.

Once again we have a candidate for idiot of the year. It seems this guy had an argument with his wife and then went drinking. After threatening a convenience store clerk, he was out driving drunk and trying to dial up a hooker. When that didn't work, he whipped it out anyway. Behind the wheel, no less. Bystanders at the wreck said he was "standing at attention" as he clambered out of his car's wreckage and tried to run away.

I have one question: Why didn't the bystanders castrate the motherfucker on the spot?

Hussain was sentenced to two eight-year prison terms. The Beeb went one step further in reporting the sentence, giving us our Stupid Quote of the Day:

"Hussain, a car dealer and father-of-four, was also banned from driving for 15 years."
Hmm... Ya think?

3 comments:

kissyface said...

I hope that 15 driving ban means after he gets out.

Conservative Scalawag said...

It isn't enough, not by a long shot. Hopefully there is some jail house justice while he is in.

Anonymous said...

As someone who drinks a lot... Dude deserves death! I NEVER drive drunk. Yeah, I have money, Yeah, I can afford a long cab ride, if it comes to that. My philosophy is: if yo'ass is not making enough money to afford a cab, either drink at home or do not drink at all. Too easy.