Courtesy of BBC:
"A drink-driver who killed a father and son in a motorway crash was performing a sex act on himself minutes before the collision, a court heard."
Yes, you read right. Imran Hussain was drunk, driving 120 mph, and rubbing one out when he hit another car, killing a father and son and seriously injuring the mother.
Once again we have a candidate for idiot of the year. It seems this guy had an argument with his wife and then went drinking. After threatening a convenience store clerk, he was out driving drunk and trying to dial up a hooker. When that didn't work, he whipped it out anyway. Behind the wheel, no less. Bystanders at the wreck said he was "standing at attention" as he clambered out of his car's wreckage and tried to run away.
I have one question: Why didn't the bystanders castrate the motherfucker on the spot?
Hussain was sentenced to two eight-year prison terms. The Beeb went one step further in reporting the sentence, giving us our Stupid Quote of the Day:
"Hussain, a car dealer and father-of-four, was also banned from driving for 15 years."Hmm... Ya think?