News Wrap

Study: Mice Sing 'Mating Song'
.....Your tax dollars at work. Assholes.

Man Could Get Life Sentence for Syrup Theft
.....And lethal injection for the Bisquick he nicked.

UN Says Quake Donations Lagging
.....A perfect opportunity to pay back the billions of dollars that bunch of thieves misappropriated through the Oil-For-Food program.

Jessica Simpson Saw Therapist over Tabloid Rumors
...... Recommended treatment: Give her an M16 and turn her loose in the National Enquirer's offices.

Bulldogs' Henig Prepares for First Start
.....Against Alabama. Old Boy's about to get drilled.